Daily Scream’s newest discovery is that in “solidarity” (emphasis on “solid”), to their abdominally challenged leader (Senor Dump), the Bannon House staff will skip the correspondent’s dinner on April 29th. It appears that the entire staff is suffering from Chronic Abdominal Indigestion which began when they moved into the Bannon House and were suddenly asked to respond to questions. According to Merck, this a common condition that exists in 5-16 year old children, more commonly found in girls. Once again, The Screamer must bring up Pres Stump’s tiny hands and wonder. In any case, the invitation remains open and Scream Central wonders whether anyone will show up, diaper bag in tow.