Today our fearless dictator sent a letter firing one of his own homies, James “Homey” Comey, because he didn’t back up the dictator when he said . . .what?. . . when he said something about emails that existed during the dinosaur age based on The Screamer’s time clock. Seriously? While we’re at it, let’s blame “Homey” Comey for the Great Depression, WWII, Watergate, 9/11, and the fact that pre-existing conditions will no longer exist. It’s all you fault, “Homey” Comey!! What a dick!
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