Wire tap, Wire tap, Tap phones

The Scream would just like to send a loud Scream out to Sean Spicer for finally clarifying what President Dump meant in three successive tweets in which he claimed former President Obama had “wire tapped” his phones.  As Sean Spice stated (with Posh Spice and Scary Spice by his side), those pesky little quotation marks meant “wire tapping” was meant in a much broader sense, say a giant eyeball tailing people, or a hovercraft waiting outside Trump Towers, or a drone tailing the motorcade.  Yes, when The Screamer sees consecutive tweets with the words “wire” and “tap” used, it really must mean something else.  The Scream also anticipates President Dump’s future use of parentheses, colons, commas, question marks, and especially asterisks to further broaden the meanings of his words.

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