J. D. Gordon, an advisor on national security for our current President Duck, has suddenly had a revelation while sleeping in his tanning booth that, yes, he did in fact talk to Russian ambassadors. Apparently there was plenty of talk of avoiding “World War Three” and how delicious the beluga caviar was. It was also discovered that former campaign manager Paul Manafort spent a lot of time in the bathroom during these conversations. The Screamer wonders if it was the caviar or the complimentary happy endings.
Oops, Brain Fart