Trump’s Brain Discovered in Third Testicle

According to “reliable sources” it has been revealed that the current President Trump’s brain is actually between his legs in a more literal fashion than expected.  President Trump’s brain is actually tucked away in a third testicle.  Though small, the “reliable source,” as well as anonymous Trump doctors, do declare that this testicle/brain is fully functional and capable of thought.  When questioned on the matter, Press Secretary Sean Spicer deflected this breaking news by again referencing President Trump’s supposed large hands.

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