According to “reliable sources” it has been revealed that the current President Trump’s brain is actually between his legs in a more literal fashion than expected. President Trump’s brain is actually tucked away in a third testicle. Though small, the “reliable source,” as well as anonymous Trump doctors, do declare that this testicle/brain is fully functional and capable of thought. When questioned on the matter, Press Secretary Sean Spicer deflected this breaking news by again referencing President Trump’s supposed large hands.
Trump’s Brain Discovered in Third Testicle