600, But Who Is Counting.

Okay, so your loyal Scream had been doing the math.  And those of you that know The Screamer know The Scream is not much of a math person.  But, according to sources The Scream actually discovered our fart faced leader has perpetuated 586 lies in 119 days.  Obviously, The Scream had to access his phone calculator to figure out the number of lies each day: 4.92, but let us just round it off to 5. Loyal readers.  Just keep repeating to yourself: 5 . . . 5 . . .5 . . . 5.