I Would Lie For You

It seems that Fox News red light corner whore Sean Hannity (better known as Sure Handjobity) is on a role protecting our cottage cheese leader (the Scream isn’t sure why it has selected this analogy, but hey, why not).  The Scream feels that he is the Mummy in  the Spectrum ads (and according to reports from his fellow mythical monsters) he actually is, though he claims to be more in character with the puppet.